If I had been present at creation, I would have given some useful hints.

Alfonso the Wise (1221-1284)

 

The gods play games with men as balls

Titus Plautus (254-184? BC)

 

Religion change; beer and wine remain

Hervey Allen (1889-1949)

 

In England thee are sixty different religions and only one sauce

Francesco Caracciolo (1752-1799)

 

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer

Mark Twain (1835-1910)

 

It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.

James Therber (1894-1961)

 

I have a new philosophy. I am going to dread one day at a time. 

Charles Schultz (1922-2000)

 

I have a simple philosophy. Fill what is empty. Empty what is full. Scratch where it itches.

Alice Roosevelt Longworth (1884 –1980)

 

There is more to life than increasing its speed.

Mahatma Gandhi (1869-1948)

 

Life is what happens while you are making other plans

John Lennon (1940-1980)